Phone Fiend Pillows

"I'm prescribing stronger glasses for you, and I recommend a neck brace for your smartphone use."

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

'I'm afraid your fingers are in shock with sms overload!'

'I'm just out of rehab...texting addiction.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Meowlzebub

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Modern Narcissism

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

'Wait a minute....!

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

Pizza Delivery Delays

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Man-mobile

'Heel.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Newborns on cell phones

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Kicking The Habit

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Call Center.