Phone Lover Pillows

"I'm sick of you going off on me all the time!"

'No, I can talk.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Halloween Selfie

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Thermidor Dali

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Children and technolohgy

'I'm on the way!'