Telephone Lovers Pillows

"Yeah, I'm still on hold"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

The End of the Worker Bees

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!