Telephone Aficionados Pillows

"It's the anti-doping agency. Did you take any banned substances while breaking the world record for number of hours on hold?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'The King of what?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Children and technolohgy

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Phone Mittens

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'I'm on the way!'

The End of the Worker Bees

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

...the onion rings

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'