Telephony Enthusiast Pillows

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'The King of what?'

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Children and technolohgy

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'I'm on the way!'

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'