Telephone User Enthusiast Pillows

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'I'm on the way!'

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!