Phone Call Enthusiasts Pillows

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'The King of what?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'I'm on the way!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"They're both in telemarketing."

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."