Phone Call Enthusiasts Pillows

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

Sorry, gotta run – Just too many balls in the air right now.

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

Sex Line - "Not tonight dear - I've got earache."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'The King of what?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"They're both in telemarketing."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'