Phonecall Enthusiast Pillows

"Wow, that sounds like a hell of an investment to me!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'The King of what?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I'm on the way!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."