Phonecall Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow, that sounds like a hell of an investment to me!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'The King of what?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

...the onion rings

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!