
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
'Wait a sec. I'm getting another call.'
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'
'The King of what?'
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'
'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'
'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."
...the onion rings
"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."
'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'
'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'
I'm keeping my phone on...we'll need a wake up call after this guy speaks!
"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."
"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."
'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'
Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!
"No, you hang up first. No, you!"
'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'
"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."
"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."
"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.
Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."
Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!
Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."
Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult
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