'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'
Quirky Phone Call Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your quirky phone call enthusiast? Discover playful mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that capture their love for long conversations and creative chats. Show them how much their unique communication style is appreciated with witty designs and thoughtful touches that bring a smile every time they call.
'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
'The King of what?'
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'
'I see an applicant being hired!'
...the onion rings
"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."
"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."
'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'
"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."
The social isolation of the entomologist...
"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"
"No, you hang up first. No, you!"
"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
Collar I.D.
Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.
"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."
Listenin' in
Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult
Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.
'What are you doing at the weekend?'
Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.
"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."
Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.
"Yes, crazy does sometimes beat sane... but rarely during a job interview."
'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!'
Dog Chatlines...
'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'
"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"
Quirky Phone Call Lover Gifts Collection
Quirky Phone Call Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs inspired by quirky phone call lovers—perfect for everyday smiles and memorable chats.
Quirky Phone Call Lover Pillows
Comfort meets personality with pillows that celebrate your passion for quirky phone calls. Perfect for adding charm to any space.
Quirky Phone Call Lover Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the essence of your creative communication style. A perfect gift for your favorite chatter.
Quirky Phone Call Lover T-Shirts
Find fun t-shirts that speak to your love for lively conversations. Great for casual wear and making a statement.