Quirky Call-taker Gifts

Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Egg Buggy

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

'She lithpth!'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

People talking through a stethoscope.

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

Listenin' in

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

"Love ya, Al, but something big just came up, so let's undo lunch."