
Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.
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Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.
I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.
"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"
'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'
"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"
Ostrich Curoisities
"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'
"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."
"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
"Tap anywhere to begin."
What's the antidote for wheat germ?
"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"
'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'
"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."
Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo
"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."
Computer problems
Wow! — this discredits all my theories.
Listenin' in
'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'
'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'
Frequently Asked Questions
"What has one horn and gives milk?"
"How long have you been delusional?"
'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'
Alexander Graham Bell
'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'
"So when are you going - to invent the boat?"
"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."
Why the long face, Timmy? Homework. Word problems. Ooh, I hate math. It's for spin class. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Huh? The question is: You own a lemonade stand. You get caught serving rotten lemons that make people sick, and then exaggerating your profits. What do you say? A. My critics hate America. B. I cannot recall. C. Look, a terrorist. Absurd. I think I agree. It's D. All of the above. This is very wrong. No, it's right. The media made me steal the answer sheet.
"Things are going well, so I may as well ask: how about those Mets? Ha-ha, just kidding. The tail. Please fix this tail thing."
"Go ahead, I can listen and text."
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