"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
Phone Junkie Gifts
If you're shopping for a phone enthusiast who can't put their device down, our collection offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that playfully highlight their tech obsession. Perfect for someone who loves gadgets, apps, or just can't resist checking their phone every few minutes. Surprise a friend, partner, or coworker with a gift that makes their screen time even more enjoyable—and maybe even a little more stylish.
"Tap anywhere to begin."
"Go ahead, I can listen and text."
"I have to take this call."
Man and his phone both snoring.
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"You know, there are other emojis."
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."
"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"
"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."
Adam puts God on hold while texting.
"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."
"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."
"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."
'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'
Modern Narcissism
"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.
Overworked
Thermidor Dali
The Communicator
'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'
The Eternal Question
Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone
'I'm on the way!'
"The wattle fairy came again last night."
Pizza Delivery Delays
Phone Junkie Gifts Collection
Phone Junkie Mugs
Explore our collection of phone junkie mugs featuring witty sayings and creative designs—perfect for adding humor to their daily coffee or tea routine.
Phone Junkie Pillows
Discover cozy pillows for phone enthusiasts—featuring fun messages and designs that add personality and humor to their living space.
Phone Junkie Prints
Browse striking prints that celebrate the tech-addicted lifestyle with clever artwork and witty phrases, perfect for decorating any gadget lover’s space.
Phone Junkie T-Shirts
Check out our range of phone junkie t-shirts, blending humor with style—great for casual days and expressing their love for all things mobile.