Phone Addicts Gifts

'Can I call you back?'

"I see this a lot with people who are starting to come out of a coma. The first thing they want is their phone."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

So! You're loading again...

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones.'

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Smartass Phone

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Family Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Please, pay attention.'