Phone Addicts T-Shirts

'Can I call you back?'

"I see this a lot with people who are starting to come out of a coma. The first thing they want is their phone."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

So! You're loading again...

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones.'

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Please, pay attention.'

Texting eye dog

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Social Media Blues