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'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Family Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'Please, pay attention.'

Texting eye dog

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Social Media Blues

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution