Phone Addict Lawyer Mugs

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Smartass Phone

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Please, pay attention.'

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"Is it an important text?"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Texting eye dog

Social Media Blues

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"