Mobile Phone Addict Mugs

"Do you want to come around to mine and ignore each other there instead>"

Joanie of Arc

"It's for him ... "

"This cell phone craze is getting out of hand!"

'Cellulite phone.'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Please, pay attention.'

Texting eye dog

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Social Media Blues

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution