Mobile Phone Addict Gifts

"Do you want to come around to mine and ignore each other there instead>"

Joanie of Arc

"It's for him ... "

"This cell phone craze is getting out of hand!"

'Cellulite phone.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Smartass Phone

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Family Time

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'Please, pay attention.'

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

Social Media Blues

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Is it an important text?"

Evolution