Smartphone Addict Gifts

"I don't know why. I just suddenly felt like calling."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Slow Texters' Lane

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"Well, that's strange. My phone didn't tell me I had to pee."

Family Time

"Do you think smart phones hurt socializing?"

"Can you send me a selfie? The only pictures I have of you are of you looking at your phone."

'Please, pay attention.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"

'Why does the cat always text me when the litter box needs cleaning?'

The ministry of Health Advises: Don't use a smartphone whilst walking without a hard hat.

'The new 'illiterate' means you don't have a smart phone.'

People with phones using seeing eye dogs,

"No texting, no holding a cellphone, no drinking. What is it they expect us to DO in a car?!"

'When I fainted, the contents of my smartphone flashed before my eyes.'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Social Media Blues

Killer App

"Let's all give her some air. She just realized she forgot her phone, so her body is adjusting to not staring at it."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"He's so self-absorbed he follows his own Tweets."

Mobile connections

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

"Like, why would I need collision insurance?"

Updating the Wedding Car

"How long have you been addicted to the pings of your smart phone?"

"First his cell phone died and then he died."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"It's the latest hands free mobile on the market."

"I can't help you if you refuse to talk, text, tweet, blog or update your Facebook page about it."

"Didn't we have a dog with us when we left the house?"

"0.00000000001 Bitcoin for your thoughts."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"