Smartphone Addict Gifts

"I don't know why. I just suddenly felt like calling."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Slow Texters' Lane

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"Well, that's strange. My phone didn't tell me I had to pee."

Family Time

"Can you send me a selfie? The only pictures I have of you are of you looking at your phone."

"Do you think smart phones hurt socializing?"

'The new 'illiterate' means you don't have a smart phone.'

'Why does the cat always text me when the litter box needs cleaning?'

And the next thing I knew, my smartphone had my power of attorney!

The Smartass Phone

'Please, pay attention.'

The ministry of Health Advises: Don't use a smartphone whilst walking without a hard hat.

People with phones using seeing eye dogs,

"No texting, no holding a cellphone, no drinking. What is it they expect us to DO in a car?!"

'When I fainted, the contents of my smartphone flashed before my eyes.'

"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Is it an important text?"

"I don't need a brain! I've got a smartphone!"

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"I tried to get my phone fixed at the genius bar but they wouldn't see me - said I wasn't a genius

"0.00000000001 Bitcoin for your thoughts."

Social Media Blues

"Like, why would I need collision insurance?"

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

Mobile connections

"He's so self-absorbed he follows his own Tweets."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Killer App

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Let's all give her some air. She just realized she forgot her phone, so her body is adjusting to not staring at it."

Updating the Wedding Car

"How long have you been addicted to the pings of your smart phone?"