Cellphone Addict Gifts

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"You know, there are other emojis."

He donated his body to social science.

Last call! Bar.

Oh, I'm not saving anyone, I just get better reception up here.

Gimme a latte, geek. In a sec. I'm watching the end of a tv show on my new cellphone. Look out, Jack! Didn't you just buy a 50-inch plasma?! Is that a man or a tree?

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Smartass Phone

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Please, pay attention.'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

Able to Google Stuff Man

Social Media Blues