Cellphone Addict Pillows

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Family Time

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Pizza Delivery Delays

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Please, pay attention.'

Texting eye dog

Social Media Blues

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Evolution

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Able to Google Stuff Man

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Some emails just can't be ignored.

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."