Phone Addict Pillows

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

Man on mobile phone's brain going 'ping!'

"Honey, I've got to get going, I'm still searching for the forest."

"Would you like to try it out?"

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

Modern Narcissism

"Hi - is that Self-Important Loud-Mouthed Attention-Seeking Pratts with Mobile Phones Anonymous?"

'Do you Charles, promise to have your smart phone surgically removed from your hands?'

Phone buff.

"I can't talk John, I'm on the train" ... "Hi John..talk to me"

"Give me a second. I just have to finish this text I started in the car."

Pizza Delivery Delays

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'The only thing mobile about you is your phone.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"You're under arrest. Not answering your phone, or failing to respond to a text message within two minutes are now considered crimes. Shame on you."

Please Keep Boots of Mobile Phone Users

Exceeded My Data Plan Limit

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"It's the new iEye, it lets me see where I'm going when using my phone."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"Is it me or have YOU noticed a general decline in standards?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Now I know we're in hell... There's no cell phone reception!"

Airplane toilet occupied. Preoccupied.

Rabbit on a Phone

Heavenly cell phone

"Yeah, there's someone in the bathroom, I'm talking to him right now."

A frog answers a phone

"Just as soon as I update my Facebook status, we need to talk."

"...Your burrito is getting away."