Mobile Phone Addicts Pillows

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Please, pay attention.'

Texting eye dog

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Social Media Blues

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Able to Google Stuff Man

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Evolution