Mobile Addicts Gifts

"Miss Sprole collected our phones and held us incommunicado all day."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"Noooooooooooo!"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Modern Narcissism

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"I need a more interactive you."

Addiction to mobile.

Family Time

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Man-mobile