Device Addict Gifts

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Fur Baby

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Spooning

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I need a more interactive you."

Family Time

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Pizza Delivery Delays

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.