Device Junkie Gifts

STRIP Hambone: New computer out of date

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Is this the new input device?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Fur Baby

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Siri, find oxygen."

100 best beheadings

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Robot surgery.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."