Device Lover Gifts

'He loved his mobile!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

21st century water cooler conversations.

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is this the new input device?'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'This is suppose to be progress.'