Mobile Gadget Lover Gifts

The Beer APP

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"No outlet? No worries! It comes with a convenient eco-charger."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Halloween Selfie

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Robot surgery.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.