Mobile Technology Enthusiasts Gifts

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Man, times have changed.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Internet.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Technological Dependence.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Communication

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."