Mobile Enthusiasts Gifts

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'I'm on the plain.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Hazard of texting

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

Smartphone reads eye chart

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."