Mobile Enthusiast Gifts

Hazard of texting

"I only asked them to switch off their mobiles..."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Woman and dog with mobiles

'Looks like a text message leak.'

Smartphone reads eye chart

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

"He didn't like to go anywhere without his mobile."

'GV S YR MBL PHN R LS!'

'The embarassment of full body searches can be avoided by leaving one of your mobiles at home when shopping.'

'We're starting to see these symptoms in a lot of new recruits, Sergeant. We call it CPW for Cell Phone Withdrawal.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum!

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"Dude, full bars! I must be in heaven!"

Cell Phone Admissions

'Man, times have changed.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Thermidor Dali

Grandad Prodigy

'I'm on the way!'

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

'... and make it look like an accident.'