Mobile Aficionado Gifts

'She's always been into pad boys.'

Nothing came between Tony and his mobile.

Yet another sign that desktop computers are on their way out.

"And your password can be just numbers."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Technology and Love

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

The Final Selfie

United Church of OMG

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

It's an iphone rehearsal.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"This is gonna be great!"