Mobile Device Aficionado Gifts

'You may not believe it now, but when your father was young, he was a mobile device.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

United Church of OMG

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Batman - Face ID

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"This is gonna be great!"

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Phone Mittens

Children and technolohgy

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Grandad Prodigy

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."