Mobile Tech Enthusiast Gifts

Salesman of the jungle

SMS loans.

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

Digital Fomo!

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

United Church of OMG

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Batman - Face ID

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"This is gonna be great!"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Grandad Prodigy

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"'APP'y Birthday!"