Mobile Technology Geek Gifts

Where the Buffalo Roam. . . 'Can you hear me now?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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The Modern Novel.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Connected to Technology.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Big screen TV falling through floor

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Two Generations of Readers

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"We don't talk anymore."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'