Smartphone Geek Gifts

"This phone is connencted to the brightest brains, so you'll never have to think for yourself"

"He doesn't have fingers, so he uses voice recognition to text."

Digital Fomo!

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

United Church of OMG

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Batman - Face ID

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

Grandad Prodigy

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"This is gonna be great!"

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

Connected to the world

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Proper I.Q. required"

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"I looked at my phone while addressing the king. I can't bear to watch."

Pandora's Inbox

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?"