Smartphone Geek T-Shirts

"This phone is connencted to the brightest brains, so you'll never have to think for yourself"

"He doesn't have fingers, so he uses voice recognition to text."

Digital Fomo!

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

United Church of OMG

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Batman - Face ID

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"This is gonna be great!"

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Grandad Prodigy

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

Connected to the world

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"'APP'y Birthday!"

We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"I looked at my phone while addressing the king. I can't bear to watch."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Prisoner of technology