Smartphone Buff T-Shirts

"It's all very latest smart phone, the 'smartarse' phone."

Connected to the world

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Digital Fomo!

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

United Church of OMG

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Halloween Selfie

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Thermidor Dali

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm on the way!'

Grandad Prodigy

"This is gonna be great!"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Phone Mittens

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'