Smartphone Buff T-Shirts

"It's all very latest smart phone, the 'smartarse' phone."

Connected to the world

Digital Fomo!

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

United Church of OMG

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Halloween Selfie

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

Thermidor Dali

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"This is gonna be great!"

Phone Mittens

'I'm on the way!'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head