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'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Digital Fomo!

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Man, times have changed.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Internet.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Technological Dependence.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"