Smartphone Aficionados T-Shirts

"I can't tell who is smarter. They're both using smartphones."

"Ask someone with a smartphone - which gate is ours?"

"When I was your age...we all thought we'd have flying cars by now."

"No...Losing your smart-phone doesn't entitle you to a disability allowance."

"Angry humans!"

"Luckily, it's got a retina retina retina retina retina retina retina screen."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

Digital Fomo!

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Halloween Selfie

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

United Church of OMG

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"This is gonna be great!"

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Grandad Prodigy

Phone Mittens

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."