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"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Digital Fomo!

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

United Church of OMG

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"This is gonna be great!"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'I'm on the plain.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

"Proper I.Q. required"

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"They're both in telemarketing."

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"Of all the times to stall."

"I looked at my phone while addressing the king. I can't bear to watch."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."