Mobile Aficionados Pillows

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Digital Fomo!

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

United Church of OMG

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"This is gonna be great!"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Proper I.Q. required"

'I'm on the plain.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"They're both in telemarketing."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"I looked at my phone while addressing the king. I can't bear to watch."

I can't wait till they get one of those things...