Mobile Phone Aficionado Pillows

There's no evidence that prolonged cellular phone usage causes brain tumours

Danger: Fall Hazard

"Rubbish ringtones, mate!"

'Sorry, babes, but I need to hang up. My mobile's just become unfashionable.'

'Sorry, guess I walked through a dead zone.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Frenchman in guillotine with mobile phone in hand.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Looks like I missed three calls of the wild.'

'I thought I might buy you a new mobile for your birthday Gavin.'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"A mobile phone is wasted on you."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

Digital Fomo!

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

United Church of OMG

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'