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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"Look, Howard, this phone has speech recognition just like you do, but it's much more intuitive!"

'Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.'

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

'Ma'am, I don't know how to tell you this. . . your phone is dead.'

'There's an APP that does those old tricks now.'

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

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"Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb."

"Come my little bacteria, we're moving to a nurses smartphone."

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

Mobile attention

Digital Fomo!

"I'm guess you won't be the last ones not to read the Apple terms and conditions."

'If that phone does everything, why doesn't it fit in your pocket?'

"But is it toilet waterproof?"

"Gosh, I don't know. It will text, and take pictures, and I can go online. It will do messaging and plays 47 games. . . but I've never tried to make a phone call with it!"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, I didn't say Peggy was charging her phone. . . I said she was on the phone, charging!"

Illegal electronic commerce

Technologies and formal education

"I looked at my phone while addressing the king. I can't bear to watch."

The mobile phone as a flag

"The good news is I rescued your cell phone. However, all your minutes were used up."

See vs. Look

Chatterbox Monkey

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

piglet phones

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"