Cell Phone Aficionado Pillows

Phone generation.

"Good thing I had my cell phone."

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

'Hey, John! Were you just trying to get me on my cell?'

Cellular Phone Sex.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Dog Mobile

"Do you believe in free speech?"

"It's the latest hands free mobile on the market."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Digital Fomo!

'Man, times have changed.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

United Church of OMG

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."