Cell Phone Fanatic Pillows

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

Sign reads: 'Will work for my daughter's cell phone bill!'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Ok. Who has a texting addiction?"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'I'm on the way!'

'Heel.'

Children and technolohgy

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."