Cell Phone Fanatic Pillows

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

What's that annoying sound? BEEEP. I've figured it out! I lost one of my cell phones. It's somewhere in the caf

Sign reads: 'Will work for my daughter's cell phone bill!'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Ok. Who has a texting addiction?"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

Phone Mittens

"The wattle fairy came again last night."