Cellphone Aficionado Pillows

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

Listen to me. I expect better from you this year. No more dropped calls, lost voicemails or random extra charges on my bill! Battery dead. No more short battery life! It's come to this. I'm talking to you! Zzzz.

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

That's why you can't have one.

"Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu."

"Damnit. My phone's dead, too."

Me, Me, Me Time.

Phone Mittens

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

Digital Fomo!

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

United Church of OMG

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Thermidor Dali

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

It's an iphone rehearsal.