Smartphone Fanatic Pillows

"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."

"Which one is better now? Left or right?"

"There must be poor reception, he seems to have shut down completely!"

How did we ever communicate before this technology?

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Digital Fomo!

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

United Church of OMG

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Halloween Selfie

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated